March 2012
February 2012
A big thank you to allllll my new followers! I’m sorry I don’t keep on top of this like I used to, but know that I appreciate each and every one of you!
Harry Potter and the Times He Was Brilliantly Sarcastic
“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”
“Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night,” said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. “What do you think that means?”
“Probably that you’re going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something,” said Harry.“Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life?” said Harry sarcastically.
“Cool name,” said Harry, grinning, “but you’ll always be Ickle Diddykins to me.”
“Listening to the news! Again?”
“Well, it changes every day, you see,” said Harry.“You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she’s got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?”
“And they’d [the Death Eaters] love to have me,” said Harry sarcastically. “We’d be best pals if they didn’t keep trying to do me in.”
“This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.”
“Brilliant! It’s Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won’t have the time to poison us all!”
“Pity you can’t attach an extra arm to yours [broom], Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.”
“I don’t know who Maxime thinks she’s kidding. If Hagrid’s half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones… the only thing that’s got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur.”
Dr. Who or Sherlock? If you had to choose.
Doctor Who, definitely.
I love Sherlock and the books and everything, but I have more of an attachment to Doctor Who and I’ve loved it longer. :3
Nice question!
What world should you be living in?
One where the TARDIS visits Hogwarts, and where there’s a little café called Teas where penguins serve you raspberry ice and dance.
Also with lots of bunnies and rainbows and happiness.
Okay. Okay. I have not stopped all day. I think it's all done. I think I have it all done...
I have a mondo checklist that tells me “Spit spot!” and asks if I have a bunch of things… So I can’t forget stuff… Right?
WATCH ME GO AND FORGET THE UMBRELLA I WOULD PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE WITH A BRICK.
Also
"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
oh my god
BEST JOKE.
THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER
REICHENBACH FALL ON BBC CANADA AND I CAN'T TURN IT OFF.
“What do you need?”
“You.”
